Continuing the saga, striatic fills us in on yeoz's *ahem* exploits.
The story continues over at das bounce.
GNE'ers have lost no time in adding the new item effects to the GNEXUS wiki
Start with the Item List.

It's official. The Old Prototype has been booted!
... and while Stewart explains about health and well-being, striatic picks up 1000 bananas.
Stewart: people have been asking about health and well-being ...
Stewart: they are not displayed right now
striatic picks up 350 bananas.
Stewart: but will be later ...
Stewart: health = an index of tummy and energy
striatic picks up 300 bananas.
Stewart: well-being = an index of mood and karma
striatic picks up 350 bananas.
Stewart: they control how fast those stats regenerate or diminish
Getting a little bored at seeing all those cookie-cutter user profile pages?
Take a look at what bees and striatic and fluorescence have done with theirs!
If there are others we should know about, add them here in the comments.