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Shock - Horror! Banana and Lemon shortage reported in GNE!

Dateline 2004-08-01

Oh the humanity! Not a banana tree in sight!

A recent spree of Guerilla Gardening has rendered citizens of GNE both lemonless AND bananaless. GNE-ers woke up this morning to find all Jungle and Firefield tiles completely covered in Apple Trees, clogging the floor slots and preventing the cultivation of the native Banana and Lemon producing species. Result: The entire ecosystem of GNE was thrown into a horrific tailspin ...

Not a lemon tree as far as the eye can see.

Traducer, one of the first victims of this 'extreme gardening art co-operative' was unable to be further quoted due to the graphic nature of the expletives.

A player who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals, upon finally raising her picking skill above 16000, told authorities "They say that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... But what are we supposed to do when we can't pick any!?"

In related news, Brazil is predicting record profits from its banana export market for 2004.

as striatic said on August 1, 2004 05:31 AM
Comments

If someone has a banana seed I would be more than happy to clear out an apple tree in the jungle in order to plant it...

Posted by: rogue_drone at August 30, 2004 10:34 PM

i have some lemon seeds

Posted by: KoRn sTar at September 7, 2004 06:20 PM

I thought the trees died after producing x amount of fruit. Is this not so?

Posted by: Loli at October 14, 2004 05:04 AM